December 2009
8 posts
Hi
Any of you that enjoy me, I’ve moved over to carnivalqueen.tumblr.com
You’ll have to rewatch me. <3
November 2009
160 posts
If every angel is terrible, why do you welcome them?
Oh, hipsters.
Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: Yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
Reblog with your favorite Powerpuff Girl.
plasticpiranha:
synthsandcupcakes:
sweetjaniesgun:
itistimetopretend:
alllison:
jacobpaulbby:
hypstuhh:
BUTTERCUP.
BUBBLES.
BUBBLES. I WAS BUBBLES FOR HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR. FUCK YEAH.
BUBBLES. I WAS BUBBLES FOR CARTOON DAY AT SCHOOL.
BUTTERCUP!
BUTTERCUP
BUTTERCUP.
Buttercup! Him was my favourite character, though. I always liked the bad peoples best.
Reblog with your first concert & where it was
plasticpiranha:
synthsandcupcakes:
billsexual:
chelsienicole:
hellonatalie:
brittanycakes:
Chickenfoot @ The Fillmore
McFly @ Newcastle Metro Radio Arena
the beach boys @ house of blues
backstreet boys @ Alamodome
Tokio Hotel @ Verizon Wireless theater
Green Day @ Toyota Center.
Some nonconformist post-grunge bands that nobody’s ever heard of at a basement show I went...
HEY FACEBOOK FRIENDS
plasticpiranha:
Stop joining “I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular” before I disown you.
WTF I KNOW. Kill me please.
‘Making a meme’ out of a concert seems like something all indie bands must do to...
– Hipsterrunoff.com
Joe: Hey, you know that show that I want to get famous on?
Me: ... 16 and pregnant?
TEXAS ACCIDENTALLY BANS STRAIGHT MARRIAGE →
weetzie-bat:
swapmeet///bellaavalon///tumblingnoodle///flugelhorn
OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING OF TODAY.
LOL OH TEXAS
AHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.
BEST!
HEY PATRICK, GUESS WHAT I AM!
STUPID?
NO, I’M TEXAS!
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?
"What are these scars from?"
weetzie-bat:
swapmeet///thelovelybones///erkerkerk///cayleesmiles///tornadotouch:
she asked. “They’re battle wounds,” I replied. She looked at me for a long time. “Who were you battling?”
“Myself.”