| Hipster: | I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
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| Non-Hipster: | I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool
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| Hipster: | You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
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| Non-hipster: | but it's fugly
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| Hipster: | Yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
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| Non-hipster: | that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
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| Hipster: | You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
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| I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
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| Non hipster: | You need to see a therapist
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| Hipster: | I am my own therapist. |
